The perils of not listening...

[cheerful1977 (deleted)]

A man walks into a bar, sits down next to another man and immediately notices the man has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. Wow, says the first man. Cool lighter, where did you get it?
A genie from a bottle granted me one wish, He replied.
Great, can I try it?
Sure.
The first man rubs the bottle and the genie appears.
You are granted one wish, says the genie.
I want a million bucks, the man asks.
Granted! says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and thousands and thousands of ducks come pouring in.
I cant believe this, says the man who has just made his wish. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.
The second man then shouts: Do you really think I wished for a 12 Bic?

[harmony68 (deleted)]

`awwwww that was an unexpected ending hahaaa good one cheerful!